Bit of a problem........

I forgot to mention a problem I had yesterday whilst training. After about four hours of riding I found it increasingly hard to hold my head up. At times I could barely see where I was going. It wasn't fatigue or injury, it was the shame of coming last in The Eurovision Song Contest. I just couldn't look anyone in the eye without a deep sense of failure and embarassment. Cameron and Clegg must resign with immediate effect and Cliff Richard should take the helm. It's the only way that we can restore national pride before the inevitable no-score draw with Algeria