Thursday 26 October 2023
Mekong Meander. Day 4: Tra Vinh to Can Tho
Day 12: Cres to Rab
Monday 11 September 2023
Day 18: Trogir to Split
Saturday 9 September 2023
Day 17: Sibenik to Trogir
About an hour or so into today’s ride I stop for coffee at a
beach bar in Grebastica. Nice view of the bay and the hill beyond with a steep
road zigzagging it’s way up to the top. It looks like there has been a forest fire
so the trees won’t offer much shade. I’m very glad I’m not doing that climb. (Checks
route on phone). Oh crap.
Ok. Let’s get to it. Perhaps it will be a gradual climb.
Then I see the sign. Oh crap. Does anyone know the Croat for “Zap me again with
that defibrillator! I think I felt something!” No? Thought not.
About an hour later I can see the end of the climb but it’s a
false summit followed by three more of the same. It’s worth it though. There’s a
cool breeze and a lovely view of Grebastica.
I’m in Trogir tonight before the ride to Split tomorrow. I was hoping to find a bar that is showing the England vs. Argentina Rugby World Cup match but when it comes to the Rugby World Cup then in Croatia you can cut the atmosphere with a week old bratwurst. Shame.
Sadly, it will be the last day of riding tomorrow. The storms
early on and then the high winds mean I have run out of days and won’t make it
to Dubrovnik. Bit gutted. Split will be the final destination. Time to go home.
Day 16: Pakostane to Sibenik
Moving south there’s been a change from maize fields and apple
orchards to fig trees. Today, there are pine forests and olive groves and a
Greek feel to the terrain. There are fewer German accents and more Brit and American
twangs as the tourist trail becomes well worn. (They are tourists, I am a
traveller, as all tourists say). The coast between Pula and Pakostane is less
developed and the towns and villages are more workaday. Worth exploring that bit
of coast. Sibenik even has more upmarket graffiti. This one was signed LdV. Was he ever here? (Anarchists: can you see how he fitted the whole cathedral in? Clever eh, that planning ahead thing).
Bridge of the day is back! This one, “Sibenski Most” (Sibenik
bridge), looked a bit tricky with the traffic but when I got there, there was a
barrier protected cycle path. Perfect for the ride into the old town of Sibenik.
I am proud to announce the release of my latest invention: The
Sweatometer™. This high tech, state of the art, wellness must-have was inspired
by the bioprocessing signal disc worn by the Duchess of Sussex™ that was produced
by that bastion of scientific integrity Nucalm*. Just like the bioprocessing signal
disc, The Sweatometer™ analyses your brain activity, biorhythms and
neurotransmitters to give you, yes you, a complete picture of your body after every
workout. The Sweatometer™ keeps a record of complex workout data so you can see
change in you biorhythms. In the image© below marvel at an example taken over three
days. Note and admire the white biotrace produced by The Sweatometer™. The
biotrace captures change in your biorhythms and brain activity. In the second
image you can clearly see beta wave activity displayed by the Sweatometer™.
To order your Sweatometer™ send a cheque for £49.99 made payable
to AsgullibleastheDuchess to me. I will send you, yes you, a Vietnamese
Poundland sunhat of the same quality as the bioprocessing signal disc made by
Nucalm. Please be aware that once you have done this, you will never be allowed
near Sudocrem again.
On a more sober note, on popular cycle routes I occasionally
see these roadside shrines or memorials. They are usually for bikers but this one was for two cyclists, a couple I think. It was in a remote spot and Google identified the text as Slovak. “Forever in our hearts”. Quite.
By the way, this morning when I was packing up my bike on
the terrace, I found a two Euro coin on the table. Glad I found it before the
guy who showed me around. He would have had it away in a trice! Phew!
Onward!
*Check out The Guardian for the whole sorry story.